dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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