evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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