Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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