I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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