If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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