apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
tell me about the fingering
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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