He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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