I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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