it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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