I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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