So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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