Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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