Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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