So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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