4 words: hood of his car
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Randomize