Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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