Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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