wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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