you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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