My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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