why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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