At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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