Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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