so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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