I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize