I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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