i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
What a dumb baby whore.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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