just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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