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Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Who died my cat blue again?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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