Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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