Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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