I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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