11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.