Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.

(425): View more from Washington

'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?

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(734): View more from Michigan

you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..

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(248): View more from Michigan

Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me

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(314): View more from Missouri

When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?

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