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• (409): View more from Texas

  Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

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  His name should be shouldn't

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.

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• (925): View more from California

  his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.

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• (415): View more from California

  Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.

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• (714): View more from California

  Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!

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