Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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