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(209): View more from California

I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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(303): View more from Colorado

We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.

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(951): View more from California

isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?

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(219): View more from Indiana

my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear

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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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I was judging you.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?

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