That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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