I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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