me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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