I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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