brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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