Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i believe in u and ur pee
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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