My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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