You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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