I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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