What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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