He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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