Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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