Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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