and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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