love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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