I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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