I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
