How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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