people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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