fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
