Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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